Raining Cats and Dogs
- Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later ― Mary Bly
- Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise. ― Perry Elisabeth Kirkpatrick, The 12 Cats of Christmas
- Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God. – Christopher Hitchens
- I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. – Nafisa Joseph
- Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
- Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
― Jeff Valdez
Cats
- “Meow” means “woof” in cat. - George Carlin
- I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. – Jean Cocteau
- I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. – James Herriot
- I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy. – Amy Lee
- Every cat is my best friend. – Unknown
- All you need is love and a cat. – Unknown
- What greater gift than the love of a cat? – Unknown
- No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln
- The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
- Kittens are angels with whiskers. – Alexis Flora Hope
- A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. – Robert Southey
- A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor. –Champfleury
- The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it. ― H.P. Lovecraft, Cats and Dogs
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ― Jeff Valdez
- Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace. ― Ellen Hart, Hallowed Murder
- In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
- I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana
- Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. – Mason Cooley
- As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind. – Cleveland Amory
- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine
- There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. – Albert Schweitzer
- A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley
- It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. – Agnes Repplier
- How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. – Robert A. Heinlein
- I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time. – Michael Showalter
- You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. – Jane Pauley
- The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron. – George Will
- One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway
Dogs
- Be the person your dog thinks you are. - C.J. Frick
- Dogs leave pawprints on our hearts. - Unknown
- Because of the dog’s joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift. -Mary Olive
- When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.- Kristan Higgins
- I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. I want to play like a dog, with total, jolly abandon. - Oprah Winfrey
- If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
- Dog's lives are too short. Their only fault, really. - Agnes Slight Turnbull
- All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. - Charles M. Schulz
- A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart. - Judy Desmond
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
- Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
- If you don't own a dog, at least one, there may not necessarily be anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. - Roger Caras
- The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's. - Mark Twain
- If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Charles Yu
- No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. - Christopher Morley
- Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart. - Dorothy Hinshaw
- The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. - Carrie Underwood
- Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace. - Milan Kundera
- Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way. - Caroline Knapp
- Happiness is a warm puppy. ― Charles M. Schulz
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. - Mark Twain
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
- A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. - Jack London
- The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. - Johnny Depp
- If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. - Woodrow Wilson\
- Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer. - Dean Koontz, False Memory
- Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.- Groucho Marx
- Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Orhan Pamuk
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